Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Sep 30: Recording of "Kelly" at "credit card services" scam

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Kelly at credit card services. I'm calling with an important announcement about your credit card account. This is our third attempt at reaching you. Our records indicate that you have been overpaying interest. Right now, we have you qualified to reduce your interest payment. To as low as two point nine percent. And cut your monthly payments in half. If you want to cut your monthly payment, lower your interest rate, and consolidate to one monthly payment, press one now. Again, this is your final chance to participate. So press one now. Or press three to be removed."

Sep 30: Recording of "Mike" with satellite TV scam

Man's voice: "Hi. This is Mike. Calling to set up delivery and installation of your new digital home satellite TV system. Because we're doing installs in your neighborhood. Right now you can get free installation and a four room digital satellite TV system for free. This system also includes free DVR receivers. You know, like tivo. Which is awesome. To learn more, press one on your phone right now. This is by far the best deal, saving you on average over four hundred dollars per year compared to cable rates. Once again, to learn more and to be connected to one of our agents, press one on your phone right now."

Sep 30: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam from "automotive warranty solutions"

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

I pressed one and then it hung up on me. I'm convinced that my phone number is on their harassment list.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Sep 29: Recording of "Lisa" in the "mortgage note department" scam

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Lisa in the mortgage note department. The federal government has asked lenders to work with their clients to help them save their homes and reduce their interest rates to a new low fixed rate. Press one now to speak with a specialist about this exciting news. We're here to assist you with your mortgage payment modification. This is not a new loan, but a negotiation of your existing loan terms. Press one now to learn more. With a simple modification, you can get a lower payment, but keep your existing loan company and avoid all those refinance fees. We can help homeowners who are current or late on their payment, or if their mortgage payment is adjusting to a higher payment that you just can't afford. Press one now to speak with an associate. This is fast and easy, so press one to begin your modification. Please press one now. Press one to see about this simple change to your existing mortgage note. Press one now."

Sep 29: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam from "automotive warranty solutions"

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

They just won't fucking let up.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Sep 27: Recording of "don't be alarmed" credit scam

Woman's voice: "Hello. Don't be alarmed. But this is your final notice for lower interest rates on your current account. This offer expires today. Press one and speak to your account manager and reduce your rate. Again, press one now. This is the last offer of the season. Or press two to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day."

Friday, September 26, 2008

Sep 26: Recording of "care notice" vehicle warranty scam and harassment

Boy's voice: "... care notice to inform you the vehicle you are driving will soon meet the deadline to extend the warranty coverage that protects you. Against costly repair bills. Our warranty ____ are standing by and will just take a few minutes to quote your coverage and give you the peace of mind you deserve. Time is running out, so press one now to be transferred to the next warranty specialist. Remember to ask about our zero percent interest free finance. Again, press one now. If you've already extended coverage ____ notice? Or would like to have your name removed from this offer? Press nine now."

Sep 26: Recording of "are you having a hard time with your mortgage payment" scam

Woman's voice: "Are you having a hard time with your mortgage payment? Do you have past due payments? Or currently in a foreclosure? Well now there's a solution. With the loss mitigation department, we can help. Please press one now to find out how we can help. Press two to be removed from the list."

Sep 26: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam from "automotive warranty solutions"

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

Yet more of this shit.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Sep 25: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam from "automotive warranty solutions"

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

This is the second call from time these scammers today.

Sep 25: Recording of "Kelly" at "credit card services" scam

"Hi. This is Kelly at credit card services. I'm calling with an important announcement about your credit card account. This is our third attempt at reaching you. Our records indicate that you have been overpaying interest. Right now, we have you qualified to reduce your interest payment. To as low as two point nine percent. And cut your monthly payments in half. If you want to cut your monthly payment, lower your interest rate, and consolidate to one monthly payment, press one now. Again, this is your final chance to participate. So press one now. Or press three to be removed."

Their records are all lies.

Sep 25: Recording of annoying scam from "Dave" with an "authorized Dish Network dealer"

Man's voice: "Hi. This is Dave calling with an authorized Dish Network dealer in your area. I'll get right to the point. If you feel like you've been paying too much every month, and getting very little for your cable TV, I have a great deal for you. We will give you free satellite TV equipment and installation for up to four rooms with the lowest and best monthly price in the country. Sign up today and we'll also give you a free two room DVR system, which will allow you to skip those annoying commercials and never miss your favorite TV show again. Lower prices, better channels, and better service for you and your family. Press one to hear more."

Sep 25: Recording of "don't be alarmed" credit scam

Woman's voice: "Don't be alarmed. But this is your final notice for lower interest rates on your current account. This offer expires today. Press one and speak to your account manager to reduce your rate. Again, press one now. This is the last offer of the season. Or press two to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day."

What the fuck is with this scam calling three days in a row with offers that "expire today" and are "the last offer of the season"? How long are their fucking seasons? Three hours?

Sep 25: Recording of "Selena" calling from the "legal assisted home saver program" scam

Woman's voice: "This is Selena calling from the legal assisted home saver program. Are you in jeopardy of losing your home? Have you been turned down for a refinance, or are your payments just too high? We can help. Press one to speak to an agent immediately. Press two to be removed from our list."

What the fuck is with all these scams calling two days in a row?

Sep 25: Recording of "Jenna" on behalf of Fanny Mae scam

Woman's voice: "Please listen to this message in its entirety before selecting a response. Hello. My name is Jenna calling on behalf of the Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac foundation and I want to congratulate you. You have been preapproved by our underwriting department to dramatically lower your mortgage interest rate and monthly payment into a fixed loan, without needing to refinance, regardless of credit, income, or equity. To help reduce the chance a recession in the U.S. economy, all lenders are mandated to work with homeowners to eliminate a majority of the U.S. mortgage problem. We have prenegotiated terms with the majority of all lenders, allowing you to take advantage of this today. Press one now to see if you qualify for this limited time offer. Or press two to speak with an account manager about being removed this calling list. None of our representatives can remove you from the calling list, so to speak with an account manager about being removed from this calling list, please press two. To hear more about this program, please press one."

What the fuck is with these scams calling two days in a row?

Sep 25: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam from "automotive warranty solutions"

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

I think the jerks at the scam outfit put my phone number on a shit list for extra harassment.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Sep 24: Recording of "don't be alarmed" credit scam

Woman's voice: "Hello. Don't be alarmed. But this is your final notice for lower interest rates on your current account. This offer expires today. Press one and speak to your account manager and reduce your rate. Again, press one now. This is the last offer of the season. Or press two to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day."

Sep 24: Recording of "Selena" calling from the "legal assisted home saver program" scam

Woman's voice: "This is Selena calling from the legal assisted home saver program. Are you in jeopardy of losing your home? Have you been turned down for a refinance, or are your payments just too high? We can help. Press one to speak to an agent immediately. Press two to be removed from our list."

Sep 24: Recording of "Jenna" on behalf of Fanny Mae scam

Woman's voice: "Please listen to this message in its entirety before selecting a response. Hello. My name is Jenna calling on behalf of the Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac foundation and I want to congratulate you. You have been preapproved by our underwriting department to dramatically lower your mortgage interest rate and monthly payment into a fixed loan, without needing to refinance, regardless of credit, income, or equity. To help reduce the chance a recession in the U.S. economy, all lenders are mandated to work with homeowners to eliminate a majority of the U.S. mortgage problem. We have prenegotiated terms with the majority of all lenders, allowing you to take advantage of this today. Press one now to see if you qualify for this limited time offer. Or press two to speak with an account manager about being removed this calling list. None of our representatives can remove you from the calling list, so to speak with an account manager about being removed from this calling list, please press two. To hear more about this program, please press one."

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Sep 23: Recording of "don't be alarmed" scam

Woman's voice: "Hello. Don't be alarmed. But this is your final notice for lower interest rates on your current account. This offer expires today. Press one and speak to your account manager and reduce your rate. Again, press one now. This is the last offer of the season. Or press two to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day."

Sep 23: Recording of "are you having a hard time with your mortgage payment" scam

Woman's voice: "Are you having a hard time with your mortgage payment? Do you have past due payments? Or currently in a foreclosure? Well now there's a solution. With the loss mitigation department, we can help. Please press one now to find out how we can help. Press two to be removed from the list."

Monday, September 22, 2008

Sep 22: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam from "automotive warranty solutions"

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

This is the second time these scumbags called today.

Sep 22: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam from "automotive warranty solutions"

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

I think my phone number is on their call purely to harass list.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Sep 20: Recording of "if you place one of our signs" home security scam

Man's voice: "Hello. If you place one of our signs in your front yard, we will place a seven hundred ninety-five dollar home security system in your home for free. And if you act now, we'll include two keychain remotes, a ninety-nine dollar value with your system. As I said, there is no cost for this equipment or the installation whatsoever. The only cost to you is the monitoring fee of only twenty-nine ninety-five per month. There is no obligation whatsoever. So if you'd like to hear more about the system, press number one. If you want to be placed on our do not call list, press number three."

Friday, September 19, 2008

Sep 19: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam from "automotive warranty solutions"

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

Yes, there were three calls from this recording today.

I pressed one and talked to a woman. She could not explain what the "This is final call" meant, nor what "close the file" meant, she said she was just doing her job and doing what they told her to do, so I asked who "they" are. She said they were "Automotive Warranty Solutions". I asked for a corporate address, and she told me I could look it up on the internet. So I did, and said, "Wow, there are lots of scam things there. Is Automotive Warranty Solutions a scam?" and she hung up on me.

Sep 19: Recording of "Paul" with diabetic scam

Man's voice: "Hi there, this is Paul. Um, I was referred your name that you or someone you know is diabetic? Uh I just wanted to tell you that you could receive all your diabetic testing supplies for free. Through your current insurance provider. Uh you've also been preapproved for a free equipment upgrade with alternate site testing. You do not have to prick your finger. And you get uh fast, accurate results in five seconds. Once we verify your information, you can receive your equipment in hand within one to three days. Uh just press one now to be connected for a free equipment upgrade. Or press three to discontinue any further notices. Thanks."

Sep 19: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

Yes, there were two calls from this recording today.

Sep 19: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Sep 18: Recording of free prescription discount card scam

Woman's voice: "Hello and congratulations. You have been selected for our free prescription discount card. If you currently do not have prescription drug coverage and would like to see how our free discount card can save you ten to sixty percent off all brand names and generic drugs, press one now. Only a limited amount of households have been selected for this program. And this offer does expire. Press the number one key now to claim your free prescription discount card." Another woman's voice: "Or press two to be put on our do not call list."

Sep 18: Recording of "Jen" with satellite TV scam

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Jen calling to set up delivery and installation of your new digital home satellite TV system. Because we're doing installations in your neighborhood right now, you can get free installation and a four room digital satellite TV system for free. This system also includes free DVR receivers. You know, like tivo? Which is awesome. To learn more, press one on your phone right now. This is by far the best deal, saving you on average over four hundred dollars per year compared to cable rates. Once again, to learn more and to be connected to one of our agents, press one on your phone right now."

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Sep 17: Recording of "please listen carefully" automobile warranty scam

Woman's voice: "Please listen carefully to this important notice regarding your automobile. This is your third and final notice. That the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired. And should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press one now to speak with an agent. To permanently remove your vehicle from eligibility for future coverage, press three now."

Sep 17: Recording of "Trish" with "mortgage services" scam

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Trish with mortgage services in regards to the federal mortgage crisis. If you are struggling with your payment or interest rate, we may be able to reduce your rate to a four point nine percent on a fixed loan with our new rate reduction plan. You must act now. Please press one. Cooperation of federal government agencies and your existing lender may reduce your payment up to fifty percent. Press one now for a free consultation. Press two now to be removed from our list."

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Sep 16: Recording of "don't be alarmed" scam

Woman's voice: "Hello. Don't be alarmed. But this is your final notice for lower interest rates on your current account. This offer expires today. Press one and speak to your account manager and reduce your rate. Again, press one now. This is the last offer of the season. Or press two to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day."

"This offer expires today"? "This is the last offer of the season"? This recording has called twice before, so those are all lies. The "your account manager" and "your current account" are also scams and lies.

Sep 16: Recording of "are you having a hard time with your mortgage payment" scam

Woman's voice: "Are you having a hard time with your mortgage payment? Do you have past due payments? Or currently in a foreclosure? Well now there's a solution. With the loss mitigation department, we can help. Please press one now to find out how we can help. Press two to be removed from the list."

Sep 16: Recording of "Michael" calling in regards to Dish, the satellite TV company scam

Man's voice: "Hi. This is Michael. Calling in regards to Dish, the satellite TV company. Over the next few weeks, we're in your area installing a number of systems. And have a promotion that will get families a new satellite TV system totally free. That's right. Free installation. Free equipment for up to four rooms. And a free DVR. And if you don't know what that is, press one and our reps will tell you about it. Basically, if you still have a cable provider for your television, we want your business, and we're going to great lengths to get it. Today, we'll even give you a hundred bucks back. So with no obligation, press one and be connected to a customer service representative. It doesn't hurt to at least talk to us and learn more. I'm confident that we can save you money and improve the way you watch TV. Give us a chance. Press one now. Press one and be connected to a customer service representative. Press one now."

Sep 16: Recording of "reduced interest rate on your existing account" scam

Woman's voice: "Congratulations. You have been prequalified for a reduced interest rate on your existing account. Press one now to speak with a representative so your new rate will take effect. If you have received a reduced rate within the last forty-eight hours, please disregard this message. Again, press one now to speak with a live agent and reduce your rate. Or press two to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day."

What is this "last forty-eight hours" nonsense?

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sep 15: Recording of "Med recall news" scam

Woman's voice: "...importance. This is not a sales call. This is an informational call from med recall news. If you or a loved one have suffered serious complications after shoulder surgery, you may have legal rights. If a pain pump was used before, or after, your shoulder surgery, and a few months later, caused severe pain, loss of use of the shoulder, or shoulder replacement, please press the number one key now on your telephone. For a free consultation and possible financial compensation. Again, press the number one key now. If this call was made in error, please press three."

The voice sounds very similar to the voice used in many other telemarketing scam recordings.

Sep 15: Recording of "Mike" with satellite TV scam

Man's voice: "Hi. This is Mike. Calling to set up delivery and installation of your new digital home satellite TV system. Because we're doing installs in your neighborhood. Right now you can get free installation and a four room digital satellite TV system for free. This system also includes free DVR receivers. You know, like tivo. Which is awesome. To learn more, press one on your phone right now. This is by far the best deal, saving you on average over four hundred dollars per year compared to cable rates. Once again, to learn more and to be connected to one of our agents, press one on your phone right now."

Sep 15: Recording of scam from "Heather" at "account services" or "credit services"

Woman's voice: "Hello. This is Heather at account services. And we're calling in reference to your current credit card account. There's no problems currently with your account. It is urgent however that you contact us concerning your eligibility for lowering your interest rate. To as little as six point nine percent. Your eligibility expires shortly. So please consider this your final notice. Please press one now on your phone to speak with a live operator and lower your interest rate. Or press two to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day."

Sep 15: Recording of "Lisa" with "Dish Network" scam

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Lisa with Dish Network. And we're calling to schedule an installation for your free satellite TV system. This is our third attempt at contacting you. Your free satellite TV system includes free installation, free DVR equipment, and one hundred dollars cash back. This could be your final notice, so please press the number one key now to schedule an installation for your free Dish Network system. Again, press the number one key now."

Sep 15: Recording of no money down brand-name computer scam

Man's voice: "Congratulations. You've been prequalified for a brand-name computer with no money down or credit check. You can even get a free printer and free LCD TV with your order. Press one now to take advantage of this exciting offer. Again, press one now. Or press three to decline this offer."

Sep 15: Recording of "Michael" telemarketing for Dish, the satellite TV company

"Hi. This is Michael. Calling in regards to Dish, the satellite TV company. Over the next few weeks, we're in your area installing a number of systems. And have a promotion that will get families a new satellite TV system totally free. That's right. Free installation. Free equipment for up to four rooms. And a free DVR. And if you don't know what that is, press one and our reps will tell you about it. Basically, if you still have a cable provider for your television, we want your business, and we're going to great lengths to get it. Today, we'll even give you a hundred bucks back. So with no obligation, press one and be connected to a customer service representative. It doesn't hurt to at least talk to us and learn more. I'm confident that we can save you money and improve the way you watch TV. Give us a chance. Press one now. Press one and be connected to a customer service representative. Press one now."

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Sep 10: Recording of "Jen" with satellite TV scam

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Jen calling to set up delivery and installation of your new digital home satellite TV system. Because we're doing installations in your neighborhood right now, you can get free installation and a four room digital satellite TV system for free. This system also includes free DVR receivers. You know, like tivo? Which is awesome. To learn more, press one on your phone right now. This is by far the best deal, saving you on average over four hundred dollars per year compared to cable rates. Once again, to learn more and to be connected to one of our agents, press one on your phone right now."

Sep 10: Recording of Costa Rica and Orlando resort "vacation kiosk" at Macy's, Bloomingdale's, Wal-Mart, or Target scam

Woman's voice: "Hello. Macy's, Bloomingdale's, Wal-Mart, and even Target now have their summer displays up. Recently a friend or family member who visited one of these stores entered your name at the vacation kiosk, offering huge summer vacation package disounts. Congratulations. Your name was selected today to receive five days and four nights in beautiful Costa Rica. Also included today only are an additional three nights in sunny Orlando, Florida, and three nights in fabulous Daytona Beach. Your claim number is nine two four. Remember, that's nine two four. So press one now to hear all of the details. All of this for only ninety-nine dollars per person. Yes. Ninety-nine dollars per person. Press one now. If you would like to decline our offer, press three."

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Sep 9: Recording of "Marshall" with "your local better business bureau" foreclosure scam

Man's voice: "Hi. My name is Marshall. I work with your local better business. Bureau. I want to help. All. Home. Owners. Are you in foreclosure? Or are you close to foreclosure. If so. Please. Be. Advised. The president of the United States just signed the new. Housing relief program. As a U.S. homeowner, you are entitled to help. To get help. Press one. NOW. To save your home from foreclosure. Press one. NOW. To get help. You are entitled to. Press one. Now. This is not a loan. Or an investment product. To be removed, press two. Please. Have a great day."

Sep 9: Recording of annoying scam from "Dave" with an "authorized Dish Network dealer"

Man's voice: "Hi. This is Dave calling with an authorized Dish Network dealer in your area. I'll get right to the point. If you feel like you've been paying too much every month, and getting very little for your cable TV, I have a great deal for you. We will give you free satellite TV equipment and installation for up to four rooms with the lowest and best monthly price in the country. Sign up today and we'll also give you a free two room DVR system, which will allow you to skip those annoying commercials and never miss your favorite TV show again. Lower prices, better channels, and better service for you and your family. Press one to hear more."

Monday, September 08, 2008

Sep 8: Recording of "this is an important message regarding your homeloan" loan modification scam

Woman's voice: "This is an important message. Regarding your homeloan. If you are currently behind on your mortgage payment, or in foreclosure, please know that you have options. And we can help. We can work with your current lender to negotiate terms that will allow you to stay in your home. Or modify your current loan to lower your monthly payment. We are experts in loan modification, and our success rate is nearly one hundred percent. Again. If you are behind in your payment, or worse, we urge you to press one and speak with one of our experienced counselors. The consultation is free. You have options. We can help. Press two to decline this offer."

Sep 8: Recording of "are you having a hard time with your mortgage payment" scam

Woman's voice: "Are you having a hard time with your mortgage payment? Do you have past due payments? Or currently in a foreclosure? Well now there's a solution. With the loss mitigation department, we can help. Please press one now to find out how we can help. Press two to be removed from the list."

Sep 8: Recording of "Jen" with satellite TV scam

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Jen calling to set up delivery and installation of your new digital home satellite TV system. Because we're doing installations in your neighborhood right now, you can get free installation and a four room digital satellite TV system for free. This system also includes free DVR receivers. You know, like tivo? Which is awesome. To learn more, press one on your phone right now. This is by far the best deal, saving you on average over four hundred dollars per year compared to cable rates. Once again, to learn more and to be connected to one of our agents, press one on your phone right now."

When will they fucking give it up already?

Friday, September 05, 2008

Sep 5: Recording of vehicle warranty scam and harassment

Boy's voice: "... care notice to inform you the vehicle you are driving will soon meet the deadline to extend the warranty coverage that protects you. Against costly repair bills. Our warranty specialists are standing by and will just take a few minutes to quote your coverage and give you the [glitch sound] ___ you deserve. Time is running out, so press one now to be transferred to the next warranty specialist. Remember to ask about our zero percent interest free finance. Again, press one now. If you've already extended coverage since this notice? Or would like to have your name removed from this offer? Press ___ now."

The "___" is where the recording was blanked out for some weird reason. My guess is because this call was purely for harassment.

Sep 5: Recording of "Christy" with national health care fraud

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Christy. National health care programs in your area are looking for individuals and families who do not have health insurance. Whether insurance is too expensive or you have a preexisting condition, we have an affordable plan for you. Press one to speak to a health care specialist now."

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Sep 4: Recording of "Good news help is here" refinance scam

Woman's voice: "... homeowners. Good news. Help is here. The federal housing administration has just raised the mortgage loan limits. To make it possible for people to refinance their existing jumbo mortgages to a low thirty years(sic) fix(sic). It is for a limited time only, so you need to act now to take advantage of this special offer. Regardless of your credit scores or financial situation, we can help you to get qualified and lock in this low FHA rate. Please press one to speak to one of our specialists. Or press two to be deleted from our marketing list."

Sep 4: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

Yes, that's two calls from this recording in one day yet again.

Sep 4: Recording of Costa Rica and Orlando resort "vacation kiosk" at Macy's, Bloomingdale's, Wal-Mart, or Target scam

Woman's voice: "Hello. Macy's, Bloomingdale's, Wal-Mart, and even Target now have their summer displays up. Recently a friend or family member who visited one of these stores entered your name at the vacation kiosk, offering huge summer vacation package disounts. Congratulations. Your name was selected today to receive five days and four nights in beautiful Costa Rica. Also included today only are an additional three nights in sunny Orlando, Florida, and three nights in fabulous Daytona Beach. Your claim number is nine two four. Remember, that's nine two four. So press one now to hear all of the details. All of this for only ninety-nine dollars per person. Yes. Ninety-nine dollars per person. Press one now. If you would like to decline our offer, press three."

Sep 4: Recording of "Jenna" on behalf of Fanny Mae spam

Woman's voice: "Please listen to this message in its entirety before selecting a response. Hello. My name is Jenna calling on behalf of the Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac foundation and I wanted to congratulate you. You have been preapproved by our underwriting department to dramatically lower your mortgage interest rate and monthly payment into a fixed loan, without needing to refinance, regardless of credit, income, or equity. To help reduce the chance a recession in the U.S. economy, all lenders are mandated to work with homeowners to eliminate a majority of the U.S. mortgage problem. We have prenegotiated terms with the majority of all lenders, allowing you to take advantage of this today. Press one now to see if you qualify for this limited time offer. Or press two to speak with an account manager about being removed this calling list. None of our representatives can remove you from the calling list, so to speak with an account manager about being removed from this calling list, please press two. To hear more about this program, please press one."

Sep 4: Recording of "annoying commercials" from "Dave" with an "authorized Dish Network dealer"

Man's voice: "Hi. This is Dave calling with an authorized Dish Network dealer in your area. I'll get right to the point. If you feel like you've been paying too much every month, and getting very little for your cable TV, I have a great deal for you. We will give you free satellite TV equipment and installation for up to four rooms with the lowest and best monthly price in the country. Sign up today and we'll also give you a free two room DVR system, which will allow you to skip those annoying commercials and never miss your favorite TV show again. Lower prices, better channels, and better service for you and your family. Press one to hear more."

Sep 4: Recording of no money down brand-name computer scam

Man's voice: "Congratulations. You've been prequalified for a brand-name computer with no money down or credit check. You can even get a free printer and free LCD TV with your order. Press one now to take advantage of this exciting offer. Again, press one now. Or press three to decline this offer."

Sep 4: Recording of "this is the second notice" vehicle warranty scam

Woman's voice: "This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle may have expired, and should be reactivated to protect you against the cost of repairs. If you have not responded to this notification, it's not too late. Please don't make the mistake of driving without a warranty. You are still eligible to reactivate warranty coverage. This is the final call before we close the file. Press two to be removed from the follow-up list. Or press one to speak with a representative now about your vehicle."

I pressed one.

After a minute of ringing, a woman answered, "This is Jessica, may I have the year, make, and model of your vehicle please?"

I said, "Um, who are you?"

She immediately hung up. Well, fuck you too. Obviously, they are a scam.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Sep 3: Recording of "John" from "debt pros" scam

Man's voice: "Hi. This is John from debt pros, the nation's leading debt negotiator. Do you have financial hardships? We can settle your unsecured debt and cut it by as much as thirty to fifty percent. Press one now to speak to a representative. We specialize in negotiating with credit card companies and just about any other kind of unsecured debt. Are you living paycheck to paycheck? Tired of getting nasty collection calls? Ready to rid your life of financial stress and be debt free again? Here's your solution. Don't consolidate. Negotiate. To qualify, you must have seventy-five hundred or more in unsecured debt. To hear more, press one now on your phone or press three to be removed from our database. Thanks and have a great day."

What I'm really tired of is getting all these nasty calls from "debt pros" or "credit card services" or whatever else those jerks call themselves. As far as I can tell, this is a scam. And I bet being "removed" from their "database" won't mean these nasty recordings from "debt pros" or "card services" won't stop calling.

Sep 3: Recording of "Lisa" in the "mortgage note department" scam

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Lisa in the mortgage note department. The federal government has asked lenders to work with their clients to help them save their homes and reduce their interest rates to a new low fixed rate. Press one now to speak with a specialist about this exciting news. We're here to assist you with your mortgage payment modification. This is not a new loan, but a negotiation of your existing loan terms. Press one now to learn more. With a simple modification, you can get a lower payment, but keep your existing loan company and avoid all those refinance fees. We can help homeowners who are current or late on their payment, or if their mortgage payment is adjusting to a higher payment that you just can't afford. Press one now to speak with an associate. This is fast and easy, so press one to begin your modification. Please press one now. Press one to see about this simple change to your existing mortgage note. Press one now."

Fuck off now. Please fuck off now. Fuck off now. Please. Fuck off now. You are an annoying scam. Fuck off now. Please fuck off now.

Sep 3: Recording of "Jen" with satellite TV scam

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Jen calling to set up delivery and installation of your new digital home satellite TV system. Because we're doing installations in your neighborhood right now, you can get free installation and a four room digital satellite TV system for free. This system also includes free DVR receivers. You know, like tivo? Which is awesome. To learn more, press one on your phone right now. This is by far the best deal, saving you on average over four hundred dollars per year compared to cable rates. Once again, to learn more and to be connected to one of our agents, press one on your phone right now."

Daily calls now? This has to be some sort of harassment.

Sep 3: Recording of "Rachel" at "cardholder services" scam

"Hello. This is Rachel at cardholder services? Calling in reference to your current credit card account? There are no problems currently with your account. It is urgent that you contact us concerning your eligibility for lowering your interest rate. Your eligibility expires shortly, so please consider this your final notice. Please press the number one on your phone now to speak with a live operator and lower your interest rate. Or press the number three to discontinue further notices. Thank you. Have a great day."

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Sep 2: Recording of scam from "Heather" at "account services" or "credit services"

"Hello. This is Heather at account services. And we're calling in reference to your current credit card account. There's no problems currently with your account. It is urgent however that you contact us concerning your eligibility for lowering your interest rate. To as little as six point nine percent. Your eligibility expires shortly. So please consider this your final notice. Please press one now on your phone to speak with a live operator and lower your interest rate. Or press two to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day."

"Hello. This is Heather at account services. And we're calling in reference to your current credit card account. There's no problems currently with your account. It is urgent however that you contact us concerning your eligibility for lowering your interest rate. To as little as six point nine percent. Your eligibility expires shortly. So please consider this your final notice. Please press one now on your phone to speak with a live operator and lower your interest rate. Or press two to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day."

"Hello. This is Heather at account services. And we're calling in reference to your current credit card account. There's no problems currently with your account. It is urgent however that you contact us concerning your eligibility for lowering your interest rate. To as little as six point nine percent. Your eligibility expires shortly. So please consider this your final notice. Please press one now on your phone to speak with a live operator and lower your interest rate. Or press two to discontinue further notices. Thank you and have a great day."

Yes, it repeated three fucking times.

Sep 2: Recording of "Jen" with satellite TV scam

Woman's voice: "Hi. This is Jen calling to set up delivery and installation of your new digital home satellite TV system. Because we're doing installations in your neighborhood right now, you can get free installation and a four room digital satellite TV system for free. This system also includes free DVR receivers. You know, like tivo? Which is awesome. To learn more, press one on your phone right now. This is by far the best deal, saving you on average over four hundred dollars per year compared to cable rates. Once again, to learn more and to be connected to one of our agents, press one on your phone right now."

Why the fuck are they calling so often?