and they're nothing but scams
"Hello. The F.B.I. records there is a home break-in every fifteen seconds. Your local police recommends you protect your home. If you will allow us to place a small sign in your yard, we will install a new security system at absolutely no cost to you whatsoever. There is no cost for the system or the installation whatsoever. To hear more, press one now. To be placed on our do-not-call list, press nine."
"...a new government program called harp. With this program, you as a homeowner will be able to refinance your current mortgage with incredibly low interest rates. Whether you are upside-down or have no equity on your property. If you are interested in learning more about this new harp program and how you can take advantage of it, press four now. If you would like to be removed from our mailing list, press eight now."
"As a senior citizen over sixty-five years old, you now qualify to receive a free emergency medical alert system. All of the emergency alert equipment is provided to you at no charge. Press number one on your phone now to speak to a representative and arrange delivery of your free emergency medical alert system. Start protecting yourself today from accidental falls, burglary, fire, or any emergency repeat in oat press of a button. Press one now and arrange immediate delivery of the most relied upon emergency alert system in America. Press five now to be removed from our opt-in referral list." I couldn't make sense of "repeat in oat". Clearly "opt-in" is a lie.
"...credit card accounts. This is your second and final notice to lower your credit card interest rate and payments. Press one now to find out the terms, conditions, and associated changes before the next billing cycle. Again, this is your final notice, as it relates to the financial stimulus. So press one now to take advantage of this today."
"...credit card accounts. This is your second and final notice to lower your credit card interest rate and payments. Press one now to find out the terms, conditions, and associated changes before the next billing cycle. Again, this is your final notice, as it relates to the financial stimulus. So press one now to take advantage of this today."
"...credit card accounts. This is your second and final notice to lower your credit card interest rate and payments. Press one now to find out the terms, conditions, and associated changes before the next billing cycle. Again, this is your final notice, as it relates to the financial stimulus. So press one now to take advantage of this today."
"If you are a senior citizen, listen closely to the following information. Each year, there has been a significant rise in the number of senior citizens suffering death and serious life-threatening injuries from a delay in response times for medical emergencies, fires, burglaries, or even a simple fall. The American Heart Association and the American Diabetic Association are urging all seniors to get a personal, life-saving, emergency medical alert system for their home. For the first time, the senior medical advisory is providing senior citizens with this life-saving emergency medical alert equipment at no charge to seniors. Press one now to find out how with just one push of a button you can have a live, certified, emergency medical technician on the line to help you in just seconds. Again, press one now, and you will never have to feel helpless, worried, or by yourself in an emergency situation. Press five now to be removed from our senior medical advisory calling list."
"...uality. We are offering an air duct cleaning service for thirty-nine ninety-five. For unlimited vents. To a single furnace. We will also include a free dryer vent cleaning to prevent fire hazard. And a free furnace inspection. To hear more about this offer, please press one. Or press two to be removed."
"Attention. This is not a sales call. That has been a rise in crime around your neighborhood. Or you have been referred by a friend or neighbor. And you are eligible to receive a free, wireless home security system. There is no cost for equipment or installation. And the system is monitored twenty-four hours a day by your local police, fire, and medical. You must be a homeowner to take advantage of this special offer. If you are interested in having this system installed at no cost to you, then press one now. Once again, press one now. Otherwise, press two to be removed from our calling list. Thank you and have a nice day. If you would like your phone number removed, press two now. Otherwise, press one to speak to a representative. Thank you."
"Hello. The F.B.I. reports there is a home break-in every fifteen seconds. Your local police recommends you protect your home. If you will allow us to place a small sign in your yard, we will install a new security system at absolutely no cost to you whatsoever. There is no cost for the system or the installation whatsoever. To hear more, press one now. To be placed on our do-not-call list, press nine."
"...you're calling on behalf of a consumer protection drug advocacy group. If you or a loved one has suffered from blood clots, deep vein thrombosis, or even a stroke after taking the medication yaz, yazmeen, or ovsella, press one now. You may be entitled to financial compensation. Press one now to speak with a representative. Or press nine to be removed."
"...credit card accounts. This is your second and final notice to lower your credit card interest rate and payments. Press one now to find out the terms, conditions, and associated changes before the next billing cycle. Again, this is your final notice, as it relates to the financial stimulus. So press one now to take advantage of this today."
"...par a new government program called harp. With this program, you as a homeowner will be able to refinance your current mortgage with incredibly low interest rates. Whether you are upside-down or have no equity on your property. If you are interested in learning more about this new harp program and how you can take advantage of it, press four now. If you would like to be removed from our mailing list, press eight now."
"...stimulus plan has recently released some amazing mortgage refinance programs. A no cost rate as low as three point fifty percent on a thirty year fixed, and two point eighty-five percent on a fifteen fixed. This stimulus is also giving you from one to three thousand dollars as a cash incentive. Press one to speak with a licensed mortgage officer to get more information. Or press nine to be removed from our calling list. This is the absolutely best time in history to take advantage of these great stimulus loan programs. Press one now to get more info."
"...par a new government program called harp. With this program, you as a homeowner will be able to refinance your current mortgage with incredibly low interest rates. Whether you are upside-down or have no equity on your property. If you are interested in learning more about this new harp program and how you can take advantage of it, press four now. If you would like to be removed from our mailing list, press eight now."
"If you are a senior citizen, listen closely to the following information. Each year, there has been a significant rise in the number of senior citizens suffering death and serious life-threatening injuries from a delay in response times for medical emergencies, fires, burglaries, or even a simple fall. The American Heart Association and the American Diabetic Association are urging all seniors to get a personal, life-saving, emergency medical alert system for their home. For the first time, the senior medical advisory is providing senior citizens with this life-saving emergency medical alert equipment at no charge to seniors. Press one now to find out how with just one push of a button you can have a live, certified, emergency medical technician on the line to help you in just seconds. Again, press one now, and you will never have to feel helpless, worried, or by yourself in an emergency situation. Press five now to be removed from our senior medical advisory calling list."
"...program called harp. With this program, you as a homeowner will be able to refinance your current mortgage with incredibly low interest rates. Whether you are upside-down or have no equity on your property. If you are interested in learning more about this new harp program and how you can take advantage of it, press four now. If you would like to be removed from our mailing list, press eight now."
"Attention homeowners. The new Obama stimulus plan has recently released some amazing government refinance programs at no cost, no fees, and no appraisal as low as three point five percent on a thirty year fixed, or two point seven five percent on a fifteen year fixed. Also, the government is now giving you anywhere from one to three thousand dollars as a cash incentive. Press one to speak to a licensed mortgage agent and see how you can take advantage of this free fixed loan in the threes with a free cash incentive. This is the absolute best time in history to take advantage of these new stimulus programs. Press one now."
"Attention homeowners. The new Obama stimulus plan has recently released some amazing government refinance programs at no cost, no fees, and no appraisal as low as three point five percent on a thirty year fixed, or two point seven five percent on a fifteen year fixed. Also, the government is now giving you anywhere from one to three thousand dollars as a cash incentive. Press one to speak to a licensed mortgage agent and see how you can take advantage of this free fixed loan in the threes with a free cash incentive. This is the absolute best time in history to take advantage of these new stimulus programs. Press one now."
"Attention homeowners. The new Obama stimulus plan has recently released some amazing government refinance programs. At no cost, no fees, and no appraisal as low as three point five percent on a thirty year fixed or two point seven five percent on a fifteen year fixed. Also. The government is now giving you anywhere from one to three thousand dollars as a cash incentive. Press one to speak to a licensed mortgage agent and see how you can take advantage of this free fixed loan in the threes with a free cash incentive. This is the absolute best time in history to take advantage of these new stimulus programs. Press one now."
"Attention homeowners. The new Obama stimulus plan has recently released some amazing government refinance programs. At no cost, no fees, and no appraisal as low as three point five percent on a thirty year fixed or two point seven five percent on a fifteen year fixed. Also. The government is now giving you anywhere from one to three thousand dollars as a cash incentive. Press one to speak to a licensed mortgage agent and see how you can take advantage of this free fixed loan in the threes with a free cash incentive. This is the absolute best time in history to take advantage of these new stimulus programs. Press one now."
"...stimulus plan has recently released some amazing mortgage refinance programs at a no cost rate as low as three point fifty percent on a thirty year fixed and two point eighty-five percent on a fifteen fixed. This stimulus is also now giving you from one to three thousand dollars as a cash incentive. Press one to speak with a licensed mortgage officer to get more information. Or press nine to be removed from our calling list. This is the absolute best time in history to take advantage of these great stimulus loan programs. Press one now to get more info."
"If you are a senior citizen, listen closely to the following information. Each year, there has been a significant rise in the number of senior citizens suffering death and serious life-threatening injuries from a delay in response times for medical emergencies, fires, burglaries, or even a simple fall. The American Heart Association and the American Diabetic Association are urging all senior citizens to get a personal, life-saving emergency medical alert system for their home. For the first time, the Senior Medical Advisory is providing senior citizens with this life-saving emergency medical alert equipment. At no charge to seniors. Press one now. To find out how with just one push of a button, you can have a live, certified, emergency medical technician on the line to help you in just seconds. Again, press one now, and you'll never have to feel helpless, worried, or by yourself. In an emergency situation. Press five now to be removed from our senior medical advisory calling list."
"...indoor air quality. We are offering air duct cleaning service. For fifty-nine ninety-five. For unlimited vents. To a single furnace. We will also include a free dryer vent cleaning to prevent prevent fire hazard. And a free furnace inspection. To hear more about this offer, please press one. Or. Press two to be removed."
"...has determined that you are eligible for a streamline refinance with rates as low as three point two five percent. This is a no closing cost loan with no appraisal or income requirement and is backed by the federal housing authority. You will also be eligible for a cash rebate for up to three thousand dollars. Press one to find out more or nine to opt out."
