May 19: "If you have more than ten thousand dollars in credit card debt" scam

Woman's voice: "If you have more than ten thousand dollars in credit card debt, please listen carefully [...] Press one to speak to a debt specialist [...]"

So I pressed one and made up answers to a bunch of questions, such as how much debt, how many credit cards, what was the minimum payment, what was the interest rate. It was just too much crap to make up, and I didn't have the relevant information in the cheat sheet that I pull up when I get the press one to get scammed calls. So when he asked why I was interested in debt consolidation, I said it was because I wanted to get scammed and hung up. I failed.