Oct 17: Recording of scam from the "mortgage loan retention department"

Man's voice: "Hi. You're receiving a call from the mortgage loan retention department. You've been accepted for a decrease on your monthly mortgage payment. Press one. Now. To discuss. Press two if you'd like to cancel this opportunity. Uh. Let me remind you that you've fallen behind on your mortgage payment because of a financial hardship. Press one now to decrease your mortgage payment by half. If you choose not to move forward press two or hang up now."

Yeah. I don't fucking remember falling behind on my mortgage payment because of a financial hardship. Thanks for reminding me, asswipe.