Jan 17: Recording of "Cathy" with "the small business network"

"Hi. This is Cathy with the small business network. Calling to let the owner know that with SBN membership, you are preapproved to apply for the SBN business Mastercard, with a generous credit line of up to two hundred fifty thousand dollars. Your new SBN membership also includes many powerful money-saving benefits and services that can save your business thousands of dollars on items you already use and purchase for your business. All you have to do is press one now to activate the processing for your SBN membership and business Mastercard, with a credit line of up to two hundred fifty thousand dollars. Please, press one now. Or you can call us toll-free at 866-310-9662."

How the fuck did my phone number get on this sucker list?