Oct 19: Answering machine spam: Recording of Nicole with "health services"

"Hi. This is Nicole with health services. This is a message that major health care providers don't want you to hear. Did you know that with as little as $4 a day, your entire family could be covered, with full medical, dental, vision, and prescription health care benefits? Regardless of age or medical history, you'll be able to take advantage of this program. Only a limited amount of funding is available for this program, and only a small amount of households will be able to take advantage of this special program. So press 1 to be connected to a health care representative. Or press 3 to end this call and be removed from our calling list."

This program has limited funding? And it's only available a small amount of households? Then why call my phone number? Sounds like more deceptive telemarketer bullshit to me.