Dec 15: Recording of "local satellite activation center" scam

Woman's voice: "Hello and happy holidays from your local satellite activation center. Are you prepared for the digital conversion coming soon? If not, find out about your options by pressing one and speaking with a live satellite advisor. As a special holiday offer, you can qualify in less than five minutes for free upgrades to a high-definition Tivo, free installation, and over twenty premium movie channels. All for free. Press one to learn about our best promotion of the year. Are you tired of paying too much for cable or your current provider? Talk with a satellite advisor to find out your options by pressing one now and see how you can save up to fifty percent with all digital satellite television for twenty-nine ninety-nine a month. There's never been a better time to lower your bill with discount satellite TV for twenty-nine ninety-nine a month. So get a fast and accurate quote in less than five minutes by pressing one now. Or to be removed from our calling list, press nine."

There was indistinct elevator music in the background.