Aug 8: Recording of free digital equipment scam

Woman's voice: "Hello and congratulations. Your house has been selected to receive free digital equipment. The government is requiring every household in America to have digital equipment before two thousand nine. You will receive free digital equipment, free installation for up to four rooms. Also, free DVR service. Plus HBO and stars, free for three months. Now this is a limited time offer, so press one now to hear more. Press three to be taken off the list."

The government is even requiring, say, Amish households to have digital equipment? What a load of shit.