Oct 26: Recording of a "public service message" from the "national health care association"

"This is a public service message from the national health care association. We have found a health care program for a low as three dollars a day. This complete medical benefits program includes unlimited hospitalization, doctor visits, and hearing benefits. Plus people who call today receive free dental benefits, free vision benefits, and a generic prescription copay card for the entire family. At no additional fee. To speak to a health care specialist, please press one now. Again, to speak to a health care specialist, press one now. And your family can have this complete medical benefits savings program. Or if you'd like to be removed from our call list, press two. Thank you and have a great day."

Three dollars a day is more than a thousand a year.