Mar 14: Answering machine spam: "The bank calling"

This fraudulent recording has called Mar 14.

"Hi. This is the bank calling. About your home LOAN. We are CURrently offering our past AND current customers. Home loans that will save you THOUSANDS of dollars. Every year. That's right. THOUSANDS of dollars. A $300,000 home loan payment of only seven hunnert and fifty dollars per month. Eligibility IS limited. To save THOUSANDS of dollars EVERY year on your home loan, press nine now. To not be notified of future savings, press eight now."

He implies that I am a past or current customer of "the bank". I say he's lying, as he doesn't identify which bank.

I suppose eligibility IS limited. Limited to suckers who would fall for fraudulent telemarketing scams.