Jan 14: Recording of "Don't hang up" Caribbean cruise scam

Woman's voice: "Don't hang up. You've been selected to one of free luxurious, all-inclusive cruise to the Caribbean. For you and up to three guests. Don't hit down on this free vacation. To receive this free cruise, press nine now. Or press eight to forfeit this promotion and be removed from the list. Again, press nine now."

It doesn't even make sense. "You've been selected to one of free luxurious..."? "Don't hit down on this..."?