Apr 7: Recording of "Tom" from the "National Debt Bureau" (or "National Cadet Bureau") scam

"Hi. This is Tom from the national cadet bureau. According to our records, you owe more than ten thousand on your credit cards and medical bills. We have a program that can help you eliminate all of debt completely in a period of one to five years. With the help of this program, you will save at least forty-five cents on every dollar that you have already spent. And you can pay off the remaining balance in easy monthly installments. So press one now to speak to one of our debt specialists. Once again, press one now if you would like to eliminate your debt. Or press two to be removed from our database. Thanks and have a great day."

It sounded like he said he was "Tom" from the "National Cadet Bureau", but I'm guessing "debt bureau" would make more sense. I don't know why they put my phone number on their sucker list or where their erroneous "records" saying I owe over ten thousand on credit cards and medical bills come from. Based on other scams, they probably only have a sucker list and no real records of actual debt.