Jan 18: Answering machine spam: Recording of Mike from the finance department of Mortgage Solutions

This recording has called on Jan 18.

"Hello, this is Mike from the finance department at Mortgage Solutions. I'm calling regarding your current mortgage. You have been preselected for a lower interest rate, possibly as low as 1.95%. Please press nine to speak with a loan specialist. Press nine now on your touch tone telephone, or press eight to be removed from our list, so we can proceed with processing your request. Please press nine or call 866-691-2114. Thank you."

"I am a telemarketer. Press nine. I am an idiot. Press nine. I repeat myself ad nauseum. Press nine. I want to process your request that you have never made. Press nine. I will call again later. Press nine." Fucking morons.